How's it Going

Oxford · 07-11-2003, 08:51 PM

A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman sitting
on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there, how's it going?"

Having already had a few drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight
in the eyes and says, "Listen! I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, it doesn't matter."

He says, "No kidding, I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?

07-11-2003, 08:51 PM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,110 Blog Entries: 4	How's it Going A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman sitting on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there, how's it going?" Having already had a few drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eyes and says, "Listen! I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, it doesn't matter." He says, "No kidding, I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with? __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".