Dear John

[oneastrix]

The Best "Dear John" letter ever
>
> A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear
> John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as
> follows:
>
> Dear Ricky,
> I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance
> between us is just too great. I must admit that I have
> cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and its not
> fair to either of us. I'm sorry.
> Please return the pictures of me that I sent to you.
>
> Love Becky.
>
>
> The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for
> any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends,
> sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to
> the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures
> of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There
> were 57 photos in the
> envelope......along with this note
>
> Dear Becky,
> I am so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are.
> Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest
> back to me.
>
> Take Care, Ricky

[NRAJOE]