Top 180 Rejected State Mottos

Doglips · 07-28-2003, 11:20 PM

Top 180 Rejected State Mottos
By Fire Hazzard

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1) Wisconsin: our cheese will constipate you!
2) Wisconsin: The Cheesy State with a cheesy motto
3) Wisconsin: We had a thin guy who lived here, but he was eaten
4) In California, there's no black or white, only shades of Gray...
5) Idaho -- Home of Mr. Patato Head
6) New Jersey: The Cancer Capital of The World
7) Maine: Not as terrifying as Stephen King makes it out to be
8) Delaware: Don't blink when you're driving through, you might miss it
9) Kentucky: We don't know what the hell bluegrass is either
10) Montana: Where what a man does with his cattle is his business
11) North Dakota: Visit us, please. We need the money.
12) Tennessee: Home of Dolly Parton (breasts by DuPont)
13) UTAH! WHERE Polygamy and insest is the way to go!
14) Texas: You Grill 'Em, We'll Kill 'Em
15) Oklahoma: the circus has been here twice!
16) Kansas -- To Boldly Go Where No Tourist has Gone Before
17) Louisiana: The Incest State
18) New York: I got your motto right here!
19) Florida: The state with a hint of Ben Gay
20) Louisiana: You know what to do if you want these beads
21) Montana: Population 12
22) Ohio: Cleveland's not as bad as it used to be
23) Texas: Where everything's bigger, except the IQ's
24) West virginia! Where our men have more than 3 teeth
25) California: Hey, don't blame the rest of us for San Francisco.
26) Alabama - Not as Racist as we used to be.
27) Wyoming -- Wy not?
28) Florida: Everyone Hates Us
29) Alabama: First, alphabetically
30) Georgia: Where Ned Beatty squeeled like a pig
31) Louisiana: Welcome voodoo worshipers
32) Nebraska: All we've got is college football
33) Ohio: Home of the ugliest state flag in the union
34) Texas: An execution a day keeps the prisons relatively empty
35) Ohio -- The Thingamabob State
36) We're the furthest from New Jersey! (Hawaii)
37) Texas - More episodes of Cops filmed on location here than anywhere else.
38) Montana -- Where the men are real men, and the sheep are scared
39) Missouri-The show me your guns state
40) Alabama: Made famous by Leonyrd Skynard
41) Georgia: Home of the Braves
42) Maine: Bangor? I hardly knew her!
43) Nebraska: Home of the Cow-Tipping world champions
44) Oklahoma: The state that looks like a saucepan
45) Utah: Decaffinated by popular demand
46) Indiana: We have lots of flat land for racing cars on!
47) Learn to Fart
48) Hawaii - You can't drive here from there.
49) Alaska -- Too #*&% cold for you inlaws to visit
50) Arkansas-We now have electricity
51) Alaska: Oil-slick-free for 15 years
52) Hawaii: Bridge to mainland to be completed in 2045
53) Maryland: Say Chowda!
54) Nevada: The pointy state
55) Oklahoma: As mentioned in The Grapes of Wrath
56) Utah: If you ain't Mormon, get the f*ck out!
57) New York: Better Air Than New Jersey
58) Alabama, the redneck state
59) California - The other big state besides Texas and Alaska
60) California -- Wish they all could be California Girls!
61) Iowa-The middle of nowhere state
62) Come freeze your Alaska off!
63) Hawaii: Good luck pronouncing most of our towns
64) Maryland: We've got crabs!
65) Nevada: Home of the Bambi Hunters
66) Oregon: Women not required to shave their legs and armpits
67) Vermont: If it weren't for us, your pancakes would be dry
68) Imagine your compound here! (Idaho)
69) New Jersey - Aaay! How U Doin'?
70) Rhode Island - Don't blink or you'll miss us.
71) Florida -- Home of your grandparents
72) South Carolina-Where the average number of fingers goes way down
73) Arizona: ... but it's a dry heat
74) Idaho: You say potato, I say ... potato
75) Massachusetts: Sorta like spelling Mississippi, but harder
76) New Hampshire: Your Primary Choice
77) Oregon: When we say Beaver State, we mean the animal, perverts
78) Vermont: Home of, well, nothing much
79) Florida, America's Dangling Chad
80) NY - Whatta You Lookin' At, Punk?
81) Oklahoma - More than just a catchy song.
82) Arizona -- Winter home of 10,000 snowbirds
83) Kentucky-Go ahead and grow weed. We don't care.
84) Arizona: Now with fewer illegal aliens!
85) Illinois: The "s" is silent, you morons
86) Michigan: Next stop, Canada!
87) New Hampshire: Yes, it's on the map ... somewhere
88) Pennsylvania: Not to be confused with Dracula's home
89) Virginia: Don't let the name fool you ... not many virgins left
90) North Carolina - the first carton's free
91) Montana - Turn The Lights Out When You Leave
92) Oregon - We don't let you pump your own freaking gas because you're a moron.
93) Kentuky -- Home of the Evil Lawn Gnomes
94) Oklahoma: Some people say we don't suck!
95) Arkansas: The nation's incest capital
96) You be Illin-ois
97) Michigan: The state that looks like a hand
98) New Hampshire: Yes, it's on the map ... somewhere
99) Pennsylvania: Pittsburgh, Philly, and don't forget about Altoona
100) Virginia: Home of the CIA, but you're not supposed to know that
101) the "Show us your tits state"
102) Florida - We're America's Penis
103) South Dakota - Really near North Dakota
104) Missouri -- drivers wanted
105) California-We sure got a lot of Queers
106) California: The most polite car-jackers in the world
107) Indiana: OK, we admit it, we miss Bobby Knight
108) Michigan: The state that looks like a hand
109) New Jersey: Land-filled with pride
110) Rhode Island: You know that TV show Providence, yeah, that's set here
111) Washington: Home of Fraiser
112) Louisiana - the "show me your tits" state
113) NY - The Smell of Urine Grows on You!
114) Florida - You'll likely die here... or in Arizona.
115) Idaho -- No, U-da-ho!
116) Wyoming: The other square state
117) California: Silicone and Testosterone
118) Indiana: Corn Corn Corn Corn Indianapolis Corn Corn Corn
119) Minnesota: You could live here, but why?
120) New Mexico: Better than the Old Mexico
121) Rhode Island: First to tell King George to kiss our a*s
122) Washington: Where Californians go to die
123) Maine - home of the old coot
124) CA: The cereal State: nothing but fruits, nuts and flakes
125) Rhode Island: The island state that really isn't an island
126) Arkansas : Who needs branches on a family tree?
127) New Jersey: The smell that grows on you
128) Colorado: See what John Denver meant by Rocky Mountain "high"
129) Iowa: Tied with Utah and Ohio for fewest letters
130) Minnesota: We must have a sense of humor if Jessie Ventura was elected
131) New Mexico: Just Deserts
132) South Carolina: Most pick-up truck sales in the nation!
133) West Virginia: Where girls and grizzly bears both lick their paws
134) New Jersey - We'll show you what exit
135) Flordia: The state that looks like a weenier.
136) Arkansas: we put the K in ejukashun!
137) Montana : At least our cows are sane
138) South Carolina: 50th in education, #1 in mobile home sales
139) Colorado: If you're looking to visit South Park, please leave
140) Iowa: Bank Foreclosure Sales every Friday
141) Mississippi: The easiest state to identify on Wheel of Fortune
142) New York: Home of Buffalo, but not proud of it
143) South Carolina: It's about time Strom Thurmond kicked the bucket!
144) West Virginia: Where cars up on blocks outnumber cars that run 3-1
145) North Dakota: we'll leave the light on for ya
146) "Where nobody leaves"
147) Alaska: It's **** cold up here!
148) New Hampshire - The Other White Meat
149) West Virginia - come see our new paved roads!
150) Missouri : The Shower Me State
151) Idaho: The reason there's only 49 contestants in the Ms. Ebonics pageant
152) Connecticut: The state you can cross in 15 minutes ... on foot
153) Kansas: A couple of universities and a whole lot of nothin'
154) Mississippi: The armpit of America
155) North Carolina: Under Chapter 11, thanks to the tobacco lawsuits
156) South Dakota: At least we've got Rushmore
157) North Dakota: 68,000 square miles of nothing
158) Texas, the manhandle state
159) Montana: Bring Your Own Guns.
160) New Hampshire - Taxing out-of-staters since 1804
161) Texas-The state that gave you Dubuya
162) Arkansas: Don't hold Clinton against us
163) Connecticut: Come stalk Letterman
164) Kansas: Toto's been nuetered
165) Missouri: The I'll-show-you-mine-if-you-show-me-yours state
166) North Carolina: We're cheaper by the carton
167) South Dakota: Plenty of parking
168) New York :Born Free, Taxed To Death
169) Rhode Island: It's like a piece of corn in a big American turd.
170) Welcome to DC, not a state, but crack-free for almost 1/2 an hour now!
171) South Dakota -- Closer than North Dakota
172) Maine-The Ducktape state
173) Massachusetts: Now with fewer Kennedy's per capita
174) Delaware: You know, the place you send your credit card payments
175) Kentucky: The wrong side of the Ohio River
176) Missouri: We're giving Kansas City back to Kansas
177) North Dakota: Yes, there really is a Fargo
178) Tennessee: We don't play Tennis, see?
179) Wyoming: Jackson Hole isn't as bad as it sounds
180) Hawaii: Eat Lava, Jerks!

07-28-2003, 11:20 PM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,089	Top 180 Rejected State Mottos Top 180 Rejected State Mottos By Fire Hazzard Rank: 1) Wisconsin: our cheese will constipate you! 2) Wisconsin: The Cheesy State with a cheesy motto 3) Wisconsin: We had a thin guy who lived here, but he was eaten 4) In California, there's no black or white, only shades of Gray... 5) Idaho -- Home of Mr. Patato Head 6) New Jersey: The Cancer Capital of The World 7) Maine: Not as terrifying as Stephen King makes it out to be 8) Delaware: Don't blink when you're driving through, you might miss it 9) Kentucky: We don't know what the hell bluegrass is either 10) Montana: Where what a man does with his cattle is his business 11) North Dakota: Visit us, please. We need the money. 12) Tennessee: Home of Dolly Parton (breasts by DuPont) 13) UTAH! WHERE Polygamy and insest is the way to go! 14) Texas: You Grill 'Em, We'll Kill 'Em 15) Oklahoma: the circus has been here twice! 16) Kansas -- To Boldly Go Where No Tourist has Gone Before 17) Louisiana: The Incest State 18) New York: I got your motto right here! 19) Florida: The state with a hint of Ben Gay 20) Louisiana: You know what to do if you want these beads 21) Montana: Population 12 22) Ohio: Cleveland's not as bad as it used to be 23) Texas: Where everything's bigger, except the IQ's 24) West virginia! Where our men have more than 3 teeth 25) California: Hey, don't blame the rest of us for San Francisco. 26) Alabama - Not as Racist as we used to be. 27) Wyoming -- Wy not? 28) Florida: Everyone Hates Us 29) Alabama: First, alphabetically 30) Georgia: Where Ned Beatty squeeled like a pig 31) Louisiana: Welcome voodoo worshipers 32) Nebraska: All we've got is college football 33) Ohio: Home of the ugliest state flag in the union 34) Texas: An execution a day keeps the prisons relatively empty 35) Ohio -- The Thingamabob State 36) We're the furthest from New Jersey! (Hawaii) 37) Texas - More episodes of Cops filmed on location here than anywhere else. 38) Montana -- Where the men are real men, and the sheep are scared 39) Missouri-The show me your guns state 40) Alabama: Made famous by Leonyrd Skynard 41) Georgia: Home of the Braves 42) Maine: Bangor? I hardly knew her! 43) Nebraska: Home of the Cow-Tipping world champions 44) Oklahoma: The state that looks like a saucepan 45) Utah: Decaffinated by popular demand 46) Indiana: We have lots of flat land for racing cars on! 47) Learn to Fart 48) Hawaii - You can't drive here from there. 49) Alaska -- Too #&% cold for you inlaws to visit 50) Arkansas-We now have electricity 51) Alaska: Oil-slick-free for 15 years 52) Hawaii: Bridge to mainland to be completed in 2045 53) Maryland: Say Chowda! 54) Nevada: The pointy state 55) Oklahoma: As mentioned in The Grapes of Wrath 56) Utah: If you ain't Mormon, get the fck out! 57) New York: Better Air Than New Jersey 58) Alabama, the redneck state 59) California - The other big state besides Texas and Alaska 60) California -- Wish they all could be California Girls! 61) Iowa-The middle of nowhere state 62) Come freeze your Alaska off! 63) Hawaii: Good luck pronouncing most of our towns 64) Maryland: We've got crabs! 65) Nevada: Home of the Bambi Hunters 66) Oregon: Women not required to shave their legs and armpits 67) Vermont: If it weren't for us, your pancakes would be dry 68) Imagine your compound here! (Idaho) 69) New Jersey - Aaay! How U Doin'? 70) Rhode Island - Don't blink or you'll miss us. 71) Florida -- Home of your grandparents 72) South Carolina-Where the average number of fingers goes way down 73) Arizona: ... but it's a dry heat 74) Idaho: You say potato, I say ... potato 75) Massachusetts: Sorta like spelling Mississippi, but harder 76) New Hampshire: Your Primary Choice 77) Oregon: When we say Beaver State, we mean the animal, perverts 78) Vermont: Home of, well, nothing much 79) Florida, America's Dangling Chad 80) NY - Whatta You Lookin' At, Punk? 81) Oklahoma - More than just a catchy song. 82) Arizona -- Winter home of 10,000 snowbirds 83) Kentucky-Go ahead and grow weed. We don't care. 84) Arizona: Now with fewer illegal aliens! 85) Illinois: The "s" is silent, you morons 86) Michigan: Next stop, Canada! 87) New Hampshire: Yes, it's on the map ... somewhere 88) Pennsylvania: Not to be confused with Dracula's home 89) Virginia: Don't let the name fool you ... not many virgins left 90) North Carolina - the first carton's free 91) Montana - Turn The Lights Out When You Leave 92) Oregon - We don't let you pump your own freaking gas because you're a moron. 93) Kentuky -- Home of the Evil Lawn Gnomes 94) Oklahoma: Some people say we don't suck! 95) Arkansas: The nation's incest capital 96) You be Illin-ois 97) Michigan: The state that looks like a hand 98) New Hampshire: Yes, it's on the map ... somewhere 99) Pennsylvania: Pittsburgh, Philly, and don't forget about Altoona 100) Virginia: Home of the CIA, but you're not supposed to know that 101) the "Show us your tits state" 102) Florida - We're America's Penis 103) South Dakota - Really near North Dakota 104) Missouri -- drivers wanted 105) California-We sure got a lot of Queers 106) California: The most polite car-jackers in the world 107) Indiana: OK, we admit it, we miss Bobby Knight 108) Michigan: The state that looks like a hand 109) New Jersey: Land-filled with pride 110) Rhode Island: You know that TV show Providence, yeah, that's set here 111) Washington: Home of Fraiser 112) Louisiana - the "show me your tits" state 113) NY - The Smell of Urine Grows on You! 114) Florida - You'll likely die here... or in Arizona. 115) Idaho -- No, U-da-ho! 116) Wyoming: The other square state 117) California: Silicone and Testosterone 118) Indiana: Corn Corn Corn Corn Indianapolis Corn Corn Corn 119) Minnesota: You could live here, but why? 120) New Mexico: Better than the Old Mexico 121) Rhode Island: First to tell King George to kiss our as 122) Washington: Where Californians go to die 123) Maine - home of the old coot 124) CA: The cereal State: nothing but fruits, nuts and flakes 125) Rhode Island: The island state that really isn't an island 126) Arkansas : Who needs branches on a family tree? 127) New Jersey: The smell that grows on you 128) Colorado: See what John Denver meant by Rocky Mountain "high" 129) Iowa: Tied with Utah and Ohio for fewest letters 130) Minnesota: We must have a sense of humor if Jessie Ventura was elected 131) New Mexico: Just Deserts 132) South Carolina: Most pick-up truck sales in the nation! 133) West Virginia: Where girls and grizzly bears both lick their paws 134) New Jersey - We'll show you what exit 135) Flordia: The state that looks like a weenier. 136) Arkansas: we put the K in ejukashun! 137) Montana : At least our cows are sane 138) South Carolina: 50th in education, #1 in mobile home sales 139) Colorado: If you're looking to visit South Park, please leave 140) Iowa: Bank Foreclosure Sales every Friday 141) Mississippi: The easiest state to identify on Wheel of Fortune 142) New York: Home of Buffalo, but not proud of it 143) South Carolina: It's about time Strom Thurmond kicked the bucket! 144) West Virginia: Where cars up on blocks outnumber cars that run 3-1 145) North Dakota: we'll leave the light on for ya 146) "Where nobody leaves" 147) Alaska: It's *** cold up here! 148) New Hampshire - The Other White Meat 149) West Virginia - come see our new paved roads! 150) Missouri : The Shower Me State 151) Idaho: The reason there's only 49 contestants in the Ms. Ebonics pageant 152) Connecticut: The state you can cross in 15 minutes ... on foot 153) Kansas: A couple of universities and a whole lot of nothin' 154) Mississippi: The armpit of America 155) North Carolina: Under Chapter 11, thanks to the tobacco lawsuits 156) South Dakota: At least we've got Rushmore 157) North Dakota: 68,000 square miles of nothing 158) Texas, the manhandle state 159) Montana: Bring Your Own Guns. 160) New Hampshire - Taxing out-of-staters since 1804 161) Texas-The state that gave you Dubuya 162) Arkansas: Don't hold Clinton against us 163) Connecticut: Come stalk Letterman 164) Kansas: Toto's been nuetered 165) Missouri: The I'll-show-you-mine-if-you-show-me-yours state 166) North Carolina: We're cheaper by the carton 167) South Dakota: Plenty of parking 168) New York :Born Free, Taxed To Death 169) Rhode Island: It's like a piece of corn in a big American turd. 170) Welcome to DC, not a state, but crack-free for almost 1/2 an hour now! 171) South Dakota -- Closer than North Dakota 172) Maine-The Ducktape state 173) Massachusetts: Now with fewer Kennedy's per capita 174) Delaware: You know, the place you send your credit card payments 175) Kentucky: The wrong side of the Ohio River 176) Missouri: We're giving Kansas City back to Kansas 177) North Dakota: Yes, there really is a Fargo 178) Tennessee: We don't play Tennis, see? 179) Wyoming: Jackson Hole isn't as bad as it sounds 180) Hawaii: Eat Lava, Jerks!