07-30-2003, 02:54 PM
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| Senior Member   Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida
Posts: 9,088
|  Surgery Patient Concerned About Her Sex Life
Surgery Patient Concerned About Her Sex Life A surgeon went to check on his very famous patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her thoroughly and told her that she could expect a complete recovery. She asked him, "How long will it be before I can resume a normal sex life again, Doctor?" The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl. "What's the matter, Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?" He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine, Miss Lewinsky. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."  |
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07-31-2003, 11:44 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: PDR of IL
Posts: 653
| Monica has turned Republican
THe Democraps have evidently left a bad taste in her mouth...
__________________ When white man found this land, Indians were running it. No Taxes... No Debt... Plenty Buffalo... Plenty beaver! Women did most of the work. Medicine Man free! Indian men hunted and fished all the time! White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that. "The constitutions of most of our States assert that all power is inherent in the people; that... it is their right and duty to be at all times armed." --Thomas Jefferson to John Cartwright, 1824. |
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