God Bless Little Old Ladies

Oxford · 08-02-2003, 07:27 PM

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building, when
a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.
She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150
an ounce!

Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very
arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Channel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and isabout
to get off the elevator. Before she leaves...... she looks both beautiful women in
the eye, then bends over and farts and says,..........."Broccoli - .49 cents a pound!"

:nod:

08-02-2003, 07:27 PM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 12,948 Trader Rating: (0)	God Bless Little Old Ladies An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce! Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Channel No. 5, $200 an ounce!" About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and isabout to get off the elevator. Before she leaves...... she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts and says,..........."Broccoli - .49 cents a pound!" :nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".