Redneck Painter Solves a Dilemma

Doglips · 08-03-2003, 12:54 PM

Redneck Painter Solves a Dilemma
One or our local rednecks, Billy Joebob, while a total idiot was a gifted portrait artist.

His fame grew and soon people from all over the country were coming to him for paintings.

One day, a beautiful young woman pulled up to his house in a stretch limo. She asked Billy Joebob if he could paint her in the nude.

This was the first time anyone had made this request.

The beautiful lady said money was no object, she was willing to pay $50,000.

Not willing to get into trouble with his wife, Billy Joebob asked the lady to wait while he went in the house and conferred with this wife.

In a few minutes he returned and told the lady he was willing to do it.

However, he would have to leave his socks on so he would have some place to wipe his brushes.

Submitted by Terry M.

08-03-2003, 12:54 PM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	Redneck Painter Solves a Dilemma Redneck Painter Solves a Dilemma One or our local rednecks, Billy Joebob, while a total idiot was a gifted portrait artist. His fame grew and soon people from all over the country were coming to him for paintings. One day, a beautiful young woman pulled up to his house in a stretch limo. She asked Billy Joebob if he could paint her in the nude. This was the first time anyone had made this request. The beautiful lady said money was no object, she was willing to pay $50,000. Not willing to get into trouble with his wife, Billy Joebob asked the lady to wait while he went in the house and conferred with this wife. In a few minutes he returned and told the lady he was willing to do it. However, he would have to leave his socks on so he would have some place to wipe his brushes. Submitted by Terry M.