Facts That Should Cheer You Up

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FACTS THAT SHOULD CHEER YOU UP

* During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool, you will
ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

* In an average day, your hands will come into indirect
contact with 15 penises by touching door handles, etc. (If you
are blonde this number doubles to 30 due to your sexual habits.)

* An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain
12 pubic hairs.

* In a year, you will have swallowed 14 insects -- while you
slept.

* Annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have
recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

* Annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently
masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

* In a lifetime, 22 workmen will have examined the contents
of your dirty linen basket.

* At an average wedding reception, you have a 1/100 chance
of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

* Daily, you will breathe in 1 liter of other people's anal
gases.