A man takes his wife to the State Fair and one of the exhibits

Doglips · 08-12-2003, 12:33 PM

A man takes his wife to the State Fair and one of the exhibits is that of
breeding bulls. They come up to the first pen and there is a sign that says "This Bull mated 50 times last year." The wife pokes her husband in the ribs and says, "He mated 50 times last year."

They walked a little further and see another pen with a sign that
says,"This Bull mated 120 times last year."
The wife hits her husband and says "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walk further and a third pen has a Bull with a sign saying "This bull
mated 365 times last year." The wife gets really excited and says "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one." The husband looks at her and says .... "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow."

After nine surgeries and six years of therapy, the husband is now able to talk. It is hoped that someday he will walk again.

Some people never know when to keep their mouth shut.

08-12-2003, 12:33 PM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	A man takes his wife to the State Fair and one of the exhibits A man takes his wife to the State Fair and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls. They come up to the first pen and there is a sign that says "This Bull mated 50 times last year." The wife pokes her husband in the ribs and says, "He mated 50 times last year." They walked a little further and see another pen with a sign that says,"This Bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hits her husband and says "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him." They walk further and a third pen has a Bull with a sign saying "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife gets really excited and says "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one." The husband looks at her and says .... "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow." After nine surgeries and six years of therapy, the husband is now able to talk. It is hoped that someday he will walk again. Some people never know when to keep their mouth shut.