Q: Why can't you take a turkey to Church?
A: They use fowl language.
Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A: Plymouth rock
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: He has the drumsticks.
Q: What side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside.
Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the empire state building?
A: Yes, a building can't jump at all.
Q: If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?
Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A: Their age.