Top Ten Things at the Office that Sound Dirty But Aren't

Doglips · 08-23-2003, 04:55 PM

Top Ten Things at the Office that Sound Dirty But Aren't
10. I need to whip it out by 5!
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Put it in my box before I leave.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag.
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!
5. HMMMMMM......I think it's out of fluid.
4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

AND NUMBER ONE.

1. It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits there

Big Dog · 08-24-2003, 05:31 PM

Actually heard in an office upstairs when a young woman inquired about another employee's absence -
"Jack off?"

It was a whole three seconds before her face turned beet red.

NRAJOE · 08-24-2003, 06:39 PM

Oh yeah, Jack Mehoff, Regional director of Fuggemall Enterprises...I know him.

Oxford · 08-25-2003, 02:49 PM

Heard this two weeks ago in my Rotary meeting. Our lady club secretary came over to my breakfast table and said, "Is Jack off somewhere".

Jack Miles, editor of a local newspaper in this area, was our program speaker so we didn't page him over the PA that morning. And yes, Jack was off to another table.

Ox

:nod:

08-23-2003, 04:55 PM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,089	Top Ten Things at the Office that Sound Dirty But Aren't Top Ten Things at the Office that Sound Dirty But Aren't 10. I need to whip it out by 5! 9. Mind if I use your laptop? 8. Put it in my box before I leave. 7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag. 6. I want it on my desk, NOW! 5. HMMMMMM......I think it's out of fluid. 4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish. 3. It's an entry-level position. 2. When do you think you'll be getting off today? AND NUMBER ONE. 1. It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits there

08-24-2003, 05:31 PM	#2
Big Dog Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 10,205	Actually heard in an office upstairs when a young woman inquired about another employee's absence - "Jack off?" It was a whole three seconds before her face turned beet red. __________________ Moderator of: AR15/M16, M14/M1A, New/Beginning Shooters and Militaria/Collectables.

08-24-2003, 06:39 PM	#3
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,043 Images: 3	Oh yeah, Jack Mehoff, Regional director of Fuggemall Enterprises...I know him. __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

08-25-2003, 02:49 PM	#4
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,021 Blog Entries: 4	I'll swear this was the truth. Heard this two weeks ago in my Rotary meeting. Our lady club secretary came over to my breakfast table and said, "Is Jack off somewhere". Jack Miles, editor of a local newspaper in this area, was our program speaker so we didn't page him over the PA that morning. And yes, Jack was off to another table. Ox :nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".