This is funny, but it's also real. When I can find the article, I'll post a link.
A Minnesota Trooper pulled over a 65 year old woman for speeding. When she presented her identification and registration, the Trooper noticed that one item was a CCW permit.
The Trooper asked if the woman had a weapon with her. She replied yes, that she had a .45 pistol in the glovebox. "Is that all?" the Trooper asked.
"No, I also have a 9mm pistol in the center console." Something made the Trooper ask a third time. "Do you have any more?" "Yes", the woman replied, "I have a .38 revolver in my purse."
The officer was somewhat surprised and asked the woman "What are you scared of?"
The woman's response?
"Not a **** thing." (she actually used the "F" word)