How many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doglips · 09-08-2003, 05:49 AM

Dear Ask A Liberal,

How many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Howie Dean
Montpelier, Vermont

Dear Howie,

Fourteen. One to screw in the lightbulb, three to make sure that the lightbulb complies with EEOC and OSHA regulations, four to offer psychological counseling to the burned-out lightbulb, and six to circulate petitions demanding that electricity be banned and replaced by candles made of organically-grown soy beans.

09-08-2003, 05:49 AM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,089	How many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Dear Ask A Liberal, How many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Howie Dean Montpelier, Vermont Dear Howie, Fourteen. One to screw in the lightbulb, three to make sure that the lightbulb complies with EEOC and OSHA regulations, four to offer psychological counseling to the burned-out lightbulb, and six to circulate petitions demanding that electricity be banned and replaced by candles made of organically-grown soy beans.