Top Ten Things Heard In Line To Buy Hillary Clinton's Book

Doglips · 09-12-2003, 06:42 AM

Top Ten Things Heard In Line To Buy Hillary Clinton's Book

10. "At last we'll cut through the lies and get to the embellished, politically motivated truth"

9. "Do we get a discount if we've had sex with Bubba?"

8. "Hey, the Whitewater chapter is all shredded"

7. "Why ain't your husband king no more?"

6. "Hillary Clinton? Crap, I thought it was the new Harry Potter book"

5. "That Barnes and Noble cashier looks a lot like Al Gore"

4. "I hear the section about Bill is a pop-up book"

3. "The last time I was at one of these, Rosalyn Carter showed up drunk"

2. "Twenty-eight bucks for a book? That Lewinskys"

1. "I feel weird doing this with your wife right there, Mr. Clinton"

09-12-2003, 06:42 AM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,089	Top Ten Things Heard In Line To Buy Hillary Clinton's Book Top Ten Things Heard In Line To Buy Hillary Clinton's Book 10. "At last we'll cut through the lies and get to the embellished, politically motivated truth" 9. "Do we get a discount if we've had sex with Bubba?" 8. "Hey, the Whitewater chapter is all shredded" 7. "Why ain't your husband king no more?" 6. "Hillary Clinton? Crap, I thought it was the new Harry Potter book" 5. "That Barnes and Noble cashier looks a lot like Al Gore" 4. "I hear the section about Bill is a pop-up book" 3. "The last time I was at one of these, Rosalyn Carter showed up drunk" 2. "Twenty-eight bucks for a book? That Lewinskys" 1. "I feel weird doing this with your wife right there, Mr. Clinton"