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Father and Son College Letters
Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on
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Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Throughout the young mans life, his father had spoken of them as a first person "team". How did 'we' do on the test ?, How did 'we' do in practice today, how did 'we' do in math.... This went on and on until the young man was a Jr. in college. Then his Dad got the letter: Dear Dad, Just wanted you to know that 'we' started seeing a coed around 9 mos ago. As a result of this, we got intimate with her. And, we just became the parent of twins yesterday. Unfortunately, mine died....what do you want done with yours ?
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