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Old 06-12-2012, 02:49 PM   #1
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How dare that female grocery store clerk at the checkout stand...
I went to a new grocery store this morning and there was a bit of confusion.

When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, “Strip down facing me”.

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and security alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future...
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LHS would require some polka music to strip to.
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Nothing loke a polka song link to kill a thread, huh?
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I was dancing in bed to it... woke up the wife. OOOPS.


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