[billy]

An old man goes to answer a knock at the door one evening.... to find two sheriff deputy's standing there.

Sir, are you married?" One deputy asked. "Why yes," the old man replied "for 48 years."

"Do you have a photograph of your wife sir?" the second deputy questioned.

The old man pulled a picture out his wallet and handed to the officers. They looked it over and handed it back to him.

"Sir, I'm sorry but it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck."


The old man says, "I know sir, but she's got a wonderful personality and she's a great cook."

[neophyte]

billy: Sir, very bad

[LeftHandShooter]

I like it!

[ChaZam]

Was that a Mack truck that hit her?

[ALR]

Sounds like the sensitive husband from last year all over again, must have bad luck...
Sensitive Husband

[billy]

A lady golfer ran into the clubhouse screaming, I've been stung by a bee !!!!!!" The golf pro responded, "Where?"

The lady answered, "Between the first and second hole!" The pro stated, "You're stance is too wide."..

[LeftHandShooter]

groan....