Black Eye

[Oxford]

A guy with a black eye boards his plane for Pittsburgh and sits down
in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black
eye too.

He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes,
mind if I ask how you got yours?"

Other guy: "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See,
I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the biggest
breasts I've ever seen was there. So, instead of saying, "I'd like a ticket
to Pittsburgh', I said "I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh." And she socked me
one.

First guy: "Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table
and I wanted to say to my wife, "Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties."
But, I accidentally said, "you ruined my life, you stupid *****."

:jaw: :lucky: