I'll be in trouble for this one

jerry · 10-13-2003, 05:11 PM

Hey guys, just some light humor. Don't bust my balls too bad.

Cowboy George, a Mexican and an Iraqi are in a bar one night having a beer. The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same one twice"

The Iraqi (obviously impressed by this) drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Iraq we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.

Cowboy George, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi and catches his glass. He says "In America we have so many Mexicans and Iraqis that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice.

Oxford · 10-13-2003, 07:30 PM

Sshhh! I won't tell the PC crowd, but that was ****ed funny. I sent it on to my Un PC friends. They'll enjoy it, too.

:nod:

practical · 10-13-2003, 10:19 PM

I'll spread it in the oilfield. PC ain't real big there.

NRAJOE · 10-13-2003, 10:20 PM

WAAAHAAAHAAA! :cheer: :right:

grizzly · 10-13-2003, 10:24 PM

I can stop laughing...

Doglips · 10-14-2003, 05:40 AM

OK Jerry report to sensativity training

10-14-2003, 06:13 AM

wouldn't do any good..

oneastrix · 10-14-2003, 08:00 AM

Yeah.....Jerry will be on the roster for the next Racial/Cultural Sensitivity training class. I have to go through that class every two years so I'll save ya a seat Jerry!

Oxford · 10-14-2003, 10:00 AM

Don't enroll me in that class because, "you can't teach old dogs new tricks."

:nod:

Troy · 07-09-2006, 11:26 PM

gotta love surfing the archives, you find gems like this one.

Dale · 07-10-2006, 07:48 AM

I seldom ever open humor posts because I am such a serious and reserved individual but I must say that was a good one.:cheer:

10-13-2003, 05:11 PM	#1
jerry Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 10,887 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 1	I'll be in trouble for this one Hey guys, just some light humor. Don't bust my balls too bad. Cowboy George, a Mexican and an Iraqi are in a bar one night having a beer. The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same one twice" The Iraqi (obviously impressed by this) drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Iraq we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either. Cowboy George, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi and catches his glass. He says "In America we have so many Mexicans and Iraqis that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice. __________________ I'm a down home back woods redneck

10-13-2003, 07:30 PM	#2
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,023 Blog Entries: 4	Sshhh! I won't tell the PC crowd, but that was **ed funny. I sent it on to my Un PC friends. They'll enjoy it, too. :nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".**

10-13-2003, 10:19 PM	#3
practical Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Baton Rouge, LA/Casper, WY Posts: 736	I'll spread it in the oilfield. PC ain't real big there. __________________ Eric "The secret to life is honesty and fair dealing, if you can fake that you've got it made"

10-13-2003, 10:20 PM	#4
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,052 Images: 3	WAAAHAAAHAAA! :cheer: :right: __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

10-13-2003, 10:24 PM	#5
grizzly Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: PDR of IL Posts: 653	I'll post a response when I can stop laughing... __________________ When white man found this land, Indians were running it. No Taxes... No Debt... Plenty Buffalo... Plenty beaver! Women did most of the work. Medicine Man free! Indian men hunted and fished all the time! White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that. "The constitutions of most of our States assert that all power is inherent in the people; that... it is their right and duty to be at all times armed." --Thomas Jefferson to John Cartwright, 1824.

10-14-2003, 05:40 AM	#6
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,089	OK Jerry report to sensativity training

10-14-2003, 06:13 AM	#7
Logansdad Guest Posts: n/a	wouldn't do any good..

10-14-2003, 08:00 AM	#8
oneastrix Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 5,213	Yeah.....Jerry will be on the roster for the next Racial/Cultural Sensitivity training class. I have to go through that class every two years so I'll save ya a seat Jerry! __________________ There's no one more thankful to sit at the table, than the one who best remembers hunger's pain.

10-14-2003, 10:00 AM	#9
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,023 Blog Entries: 4	Don't enroll me in that class because, "you can't teach old dogs new tricks." :nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

07-09-2006, 11:26 PM	#10
Troy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Manitoba Canada Posts: 2,501 Images: 3	gotta love surfing the archives, you find gems like this one.

07-10-2006, 07:48 AM	#11
Dale Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Too Dang Hot, Arizona Posts: 4,284	I seldom ever open humor posts because I am such a serious and reserved individual but I must say that was a good one.:cheer: __________________ "It confuses me how some people can vigorously go against the 2nd. Amendment and still call themselves patriotic"-me