Italian Nuns

Oxford · 10-17-2003, 08:46 AM

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the
Pearly Gates by St. Peter. He says "Sisters, you all led such wonderful
lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and be
anyone you want to be."

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and "Poof" she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and "Poof" she's gone.

The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.

"Sara Pipalini," replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says; "I'm sorry, but that name just
doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St.
Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and
says....

"No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid
by 1,400 men in 6 months!"

:jaw:

:right:

10-17-2003, 08:46 AM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 12,948 Trader Rating: (0)	Italian Nuns Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. He says "Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be." The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and "Poof" she's gone. The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and "Poof" she's gone. The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini." St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says. "Sara Pipalini," replies the nun. St. Peter shakes his head and says; "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell." The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says.... "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months!" :jaw: :right: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".