Your safety on an airplane

[oneastrix]

Sniffing Dog....
> > > >
> > > > A man is sitting in an airliner which is
> > > >about to take off when another man with a Labrador Retriever
> > > >occupies the two empty seats beside him.
> > > >The Lab is situated in the middle, and the
> > > >first man is looking quizzically at the dog when the second man
> > > >explains that they work for the airline.
> > > >
> > > >The airline rep said, "Don't mind Sniffer;
> > > >he is a sniffing dog, the best there is. I'll show you once we
get
> > > >airborne when I put him to work."
> > > >
> > > >The plane takes off and levels out when the
> > > >handler says to the first man, "Watch this." He tells the dog,
> > > >"Sniffer, search."
> > > >
> > > >Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle,
> > > >and sits next to a woman for a few seconds. It then returns to
its
> >seat
> > > >and puts one paw on the handler's arm.
> > > >
> > > >He says "Good boy."
> > > >
> > > > The airline rep turns to the first man and
> > > >says, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a
> > > >note of this and her seat number for the police who will
apprehend
> > > >her on arrival."
> > > >
> > > >"Fantastic!" replies the first man.
> > > >Once again he sends Sniffer to search the
> > > >aisles. The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few
> >seconds,
> > > >returns to its seat, and places two paws on the handler's arm.
The
> > > >airline rep says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again I'm
> >making a
> > > >note of this and the seat number."
> > > >
> > > >"I like it!" says the first man.
> > > >
> > > >A third time the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles.
Sniffer
> >goes
> > > >up and down the plane and after a while sits down next to
someone.
> >He
> > > >then comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat, and craps all
over
> > > >the place.
> > > >
> > > >The first man is really grossed out by this behavior from a
> >supposedly
> > > >well-trained sniffing dog and asks, "What's going on?"
> > > >The handler nervously replies,
> > > >"He just found a bomb!"

[alan c.]

I bet there was a lot of crapping going on after that.