Things In Football That Sound Dirty, But Aren't

[Doglips]

Things In Football That Sound Dirty, But Aren't


October 24th, 2003 (No.1512)
AskMen.com Rates This Joke: 8/10



1- The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
2- He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
3- It's a game of inches.
4- That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
5- When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
6- He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.
7- He found his tight end.
8- He had to stretch to get it in.
9- He gets penetration in the backfield.
10- He blows them off (at the line).
11- He bangs it in.
12- He could go all the way.
13- He gets it off just in time.
14- He goes deep.
15- He found a hole and slid through it.
16- He pounds it in.
17- He beats them off (the line)
18- He's got great hands.

[Dale]

Being a football fan that give me a big ear-to-ear smile.

Thanks, Lips