Space Monkeys

Doglips · 11-21-2003, 06:28 AM

Space Monkeys

NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys and an astronaut. They trained them for months. Then when they thought they were all ready, they placed all three in the shuttle and got ready to send them up into space.
As the moment came closer, NASA's mission control center announced, "This is mission control to Monkey One. Do your stuff."

With that, the first monkey started typing like mad and suddenly the shuttle's engines ignited and the shuttle took off.

Two hours later, NASA's mission control center announced, "This is mission control to Monkey Two. Do your stuff."

With that, the second monkey started typing like mad and suddenly the shuttle separated from the empty fuel tanks.

Another two hours later, NASA's mission control center announced, "This is mission control to the astronaut..."

At this the astronaut shouted, "I know, I know. Feed the monkeys and don't touch anything."

11-21-2003, 06:28 AM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,089	Space Monkeys Space Monkeys NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys and an astronaut. They trained them for months. Then when they thought they were all ready, they placed all three in the shuttle and got ready to send them up into space. As the moment came closer, NASA's mission control center announced, "This is mission control to Monkey One. Do your stuff." With that, the first monkey started typing like mad and suddenly the shuttle's engines ignited and the shuttle took off. Two hours later, NASA's mission control center announced, "This is mission control to Monkey Two. Do your stuff." With that, the second monkey started typing like mad and suddenly the shuttle separated from the empty fuel tanks. Another two hours later, NASA's mission control center announced, "This is mission control to the astronaut..." At this the astronaut shouted, "I know, I know. Feed the monkeys and don't touch anything."