The Doctor's Song

Doglips · 12-03-2003, 07:08 PM

The Doctor's Song

A young new doctor was doing his residency in OB, but he was quite embarrassed about performing female pelvic exams. To hide his embarrassment, he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling. One day, while performing this exam on a middle-aged lady, his patient suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassed him.
He looked up from his work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?"

She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was 'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.'"

12-03-2003, 07:08 PM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,089	The Doctor's Song The Doctor's Song A young new doctor was doing his residency in OB, but he was quite embarrassed about performing female pelvic exams. To hide his embarrassment, he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling. One day, while performing this exam on a middle-aged lady, his patient suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassed him. He looked up from his work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?" She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was 'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.'"