Bin Laden Surprises Terrorist For Thanksgiving Treat

Doglips · 12-04-2003, 06:41 AM

Bin Laden Surprises Terrorist For Thanksgiving Treat
12/4/2003 - Marni Malarkey

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In a move that received considerably less publicity than President George Bush's Thanksgiving Day visit to Baghdad, Osama Bin Laden made a surprise visit to a terrorist training camp in Pakistan last week to celebrate the Muslim holiday of Eid-ul-Fitr.

Bin Laden, in hiding from US forces, took a top-secret donkey ride from his cave near the Pakistani/Afghan border to "Camp Death-to-America" in southern Pakistan last Wednesday to help boost morale among the homicidal looneys there.

Greeted by cheers and victory signs upon his arrival at Camp Death-to-America, Bin Laden told the potential-killers-of-infidels that "all of the maniacal hate-filled, religious fanatic killers in the world are behind you" and also that "we did not senselessly kill 3,000 innocent civilians two years ago and persist in frightening civilized people everywhere only to retreat before a powerful, righteous army now."

After his speech, Bin Laden took obvious delight in personally torturing two of the terrorists-in-training at the camp for no particular reason. Attaching electrodes to the testicles of one young man named Mohammed, Bin Laden smiled to the cameras, saying "this is just to keep everyone on their toes, okay?" After the torture session, a teary Bin Laden served toasted goat ribs, lamb's hooves and dried apricot pilaf to the crazy campers, telling them "there's no one else I'd rather spend Eid-ul-Fitr with than you guys. I love you, you zany guys, okay?"

SexyRedXterra · 12-04-2003, 07:42 AM

awwww, what a guy.....

tommy · 12-04-2003, 01:41 PM

very funny

but we still have not got him yet .

12-04-2003, 06:41 AM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	Bin Laden Surprises Terrorist For Thanksgiving Treat Bin Laden Surprises Terrorist For Thanksgiving Treat 12/4/2003 - Marni Malarkey -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In a move that received considerably less publicity than President George Bush's Thanksgiving Day visit to Baghdad, Osama Bin Laden made a surprise visit to a terrorist training camp in Pakistan last week to celebrate the Muslim holiday of Eid-ul-Fitr. Bin Laden, in hiding from US forces, took a top-secret donkey ride from his cave near the Pakistani/Afghan border to "Camp Death-to-America" in southern Pakistan last Wednesday to help boost morale among the homicidal looneys there. Greeted by cheers and victory signs upon his arrival at Camp Death-to-America, Bin Laden told the potential-killers-of-infidels that "all of the maniacal hate-filled, religious fanatic killers in the world are behind you" and also that "we did not senselessly kill 3,000 innocent civilians two years ago and persist in frightening civilized people everywhere only to retreat before a powerful, righteous army now." After his speech, Bin Laden took obvious delight in personally torturing two of the terrorists-in-training at the camp for no particular reason. Attaching electrodes to the testicles of one young man named Mohammed, Bin Laden smiled to the cameras, saying "this is just to keep everyone on their toes, okay?" After the torture session, a teary Bin Laden served toasted goat ribs, lamb's hooves and dried apricot pilaf to the crazy campers, telling them "there's no one else I'd rather spend Eid-ul-Fitr with than you guys. I love you, you zany guys, okay?"

12-04-2003, 07:42 AM	#2
SexyRedXterra Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: NJ Shore and Western PA Posts: 1,206	awwww, what a guy..... __________________ "God doesn't always do things on our schedule, but he's always right on time."

12-04-2003, 01:41 PM	#3
tommy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: schriever la Posts: 4,151 Images: 6	very funny but we still have not got him yet .