The Marine In Iraq

Oxford · 12-04-2003, 10:58 AM

A squad of Marines were driving up the highway between Basra and
Baghdad. They came upon an Iraqi soldier badly injured and unconscious.

Nearby, on the opposite side of the road, was an American Marine in a
similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert.
As first aid was given to both men, the Marine was asked what had
happened.

The Marine reported; "I was heavily armed and moving north along
the highway. Coming south was a heavily armed Iraqi soldier."

"What happened then?" the corpsman asked.

"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable *** hole,
and he yelled back: 'Tom Daschle, Ted Kennedy and Bill Clinton
are miserable *** holes'.

"We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us."

:right:

Bookman · 12-04-2003, 01:38 PM

Good one, Oxford !

SexyRedXterra · 12-04-2003, 02:04 PM

ooooooo I like it.

jerry · 04-25-2006, 07:48 PM

never gets old

12-04-2003, 10:58 AM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,023 Blog Entries: 4	The Marine In Iraq A squad of Marines were driving up the highway between Basra and Baghdad. They came upon an Iraqi soldier badly injured and unconscious. Nearby, on the opposite side of the road, was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert. As first aid was given to both men, the Marine was asked what had happened. The Marine reported; "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway. Coming south was a heavily armed Iraqi soldier." "What happened then?" the corpsman asked. "I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable * hole, and he yelled back: 'Tom Daschle, Ted Kennedy and Bill Clinton are miserable * holes'. "We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us." :right: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

12-04-2003, 02:04 PM	#3
SexyRedXterra Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: NJ Shore and Western PA Posts: 1,206	ooooooo I like it. __________________ "God doesn't always do things on our schedule, but he's always right on time."

04-25-2006, 07:48 PM	#4
jerry Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 10,899 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 1	never gets old __________________ I'm a down home back woods redneck

12-04-2003, 01:38 PM	#2
Bookman Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: 10 paces south of Canada Posts: 738	Good one, Oxford !