Sports talk

Oxford · 12-11-2003, 11:27 AM

Actual comments from sports commentators they wish they could
take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch &
Jerk Event: "This is Gegoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this
morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is
really a lovely horse and I speak from personal
experience since I mounted her mother."

3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "This lead car is
absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it
which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one
in back."

4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my
parents, especially my mother and father."

5. Ringside Boxing Analyst:"Sure there have been some injuries
and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that
serious."

6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I
think we can expect to see the same thing again."

7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the
opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all
over their faces."

8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: " Ah,
isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is
hugging the Cox of the Oxford crew."

9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere.
It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

10. US Open TV Commentator:" One of the reasons Arnie
Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his
wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what
have I just said?"

:jaw:

jerry · 12-11-2003, 11:34 AM

Allways wondered what made Arnies game

Oxford · 12-11-2003, 04:23 PM

Jerry...thanks for not making a wise crack about #8.

12-11-2003, 11:27 AM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,023 Blog Entries: 4	Sports talk Actual comments from sports commentators they wish they could take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch & Jerk Event: "This is Gegoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I mounted her mother." 3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "This lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back." 4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." 5. Ringside Boxing Analyst:"Sure there have been some injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious." 6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I think we can expect to see the same thing again." 7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces." 8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: " Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the Cox of the Oxford crew." 9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." 10. US Open TV Commentator:" One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?" :jaw: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

12-11-2003, 11:34 AM	#2
jerry Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 10,881 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 1	Allways wondered what made Arnies game __________________ I'm a down home back woods redneck

12-11-2003, 04:23 PM	#3
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,023 Blog Entries: 4	Jerry...thanks for not making a wise crack about #8. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".