Texas Gals

Oxford · 01-01-2004, 10:55 AM

Tell me it isn't so! Brunette, redhead and blonde

Three women go down to Mexicoone night, get drunk, and wake
up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning,
though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a brunette, is strapped in the electric chair, and is
asked if she has any last words.

She says, "I am from the Baylor School of Divinity, and I believe
in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the
innocent,"

They throw the switch and nothing happens, so they figure God
must not want this woman to die, and they let her go.

The second one, a redhead, is strapped in and gives her last words,
"I am from the Texas Tech University School of Law and I believe
in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They
throw the switch and again, nothing happens. They figure that the law
is on this woman's side, so they let her go.

The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm a Texas
Aggie Electrical Engineer, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna
electrocute nobody if you don't connect those two wires right there."

:jaw:

oneastrix · 01-01-2004, 01:31 PM

LMAO!

01-01-2004, 10:55 AM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 14,293 Blog Entries: 4	Texas Gals Tell me it isn't so! Brunette, redhead and blonde Three women go down to Mexicoone night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a brunette, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from the Baylor School of Divinity, and I believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens, so they figure God must not want this woman to die, and they let her go. The second one, a redhead, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Texas Tech University School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. They figure that the law is on this woman's side, so they let her go. The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm a Texas Aggie Electrical Engineer, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't connect those two wires right there." :jaw: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

01-01-2004, 01:31 PM	#2
oneastrix Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: on the road Posts: 5,249	LMAO! __________________ There's no one more thankful to sit at the table, than the one who best remembers hunger's pain.