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Old 01-03-2004, 10:54 PM   #1
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Thumbs up Up, A two letter word

Our wonderful English language ! There is a two-letter word that perhaps
has more meaning than any other two-letter word, and that is "UP." If
you are not confused after reading this you must really be messed "UP."

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top
of the list but when we waken in the morning, why do we wake UP.
At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ?

Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and
why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report ?
We call UP our friends, we use it to brighten UP a room,
polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean
UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP
the old car.

At other times the little word has real special meaning.

People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an
appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing
but to be dressed UP is special, and this is confusing.

A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.
We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP
at night. We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP.

To be knowledgeable of the proper uses of UP, look UP the word
in the dictionary. In a desk size dictionary, UP takes UP almost
1/4th the page and definitions add UP to about thirty.

If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the
many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time,
but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.

When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the
sun comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it wets
UP the earth. When it doesn't rain for a while, things dry UP.

One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is
UP , so I'll shut UP... :nod:
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Old 01-04-2004, 05:32 AM   #2
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Old 01-04-2004, 09:34 AM   #3
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Coulda added "up your's (fill in the blank with your name)." Must be a few more good uses, too.
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I am not up to praising you enough for this, Oxford! Excellent! Thankyou!
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Old 01-04-2004, 09:49 AM   #5
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Sparrow...I'm up to the task, though, of accepting all the praise you want to pile on me! Keep it up. Things are looking up for sure.
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