12-Year-Old Scotch

Doglips · 01-24-2004, 09:45 PM

12-Year-Old Scotch

A man walked into a bar and ordered a 12-year-old scotch. As the bartender was busy, he decided to serve the guy whatever he had under his hand.
The fellow took a sip, spat it out, and told the bartender, "I asked for a 12-year-old scotch, not a three-year-old one."

When the bartender heard that, he checked the bottle and was amazed that the fellow was right -- he had served him a three-year-old scotch. The bartender wanted to see how good the fellow was, so he served him another scotch, this time a six-year-old one.

The guy had a sip and spat it out, complaining, "I asked for a 12-year-old scotch, not a six-year-old one."

The bartender was surprised by how good this fellow was. So the barman decided to play one more little game. He served the customer a nine-year-old scotch instead of a 12-year-old one, as requested.

The fellow had a sip and spat it out, stating, "I think I asked for a 12-year-old scotch, not a nine-year-old one."

The bartender was very impressed and finally served him the demanded 12-year-old scotch.

The customer took a sip and added, "This is what I asked for in the first place."

At the end of the counter sat a man who had witnessed this scene. He sent a tumbler to the scotch expert and asked him to take a sip.

The fellow did so, spat it out and said, "Good Lord, that's piss!"

The other man added, "Now tell me how old I am."

NRAJOE · 01-25-2004, 06:53 AM

Oxford · 01-25-2004, 01:42 PM

That should be an "R" rated joke Doglips. Just send the Scotch to me. I'll do the testing.

01-24-2004, 09:45 PM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	12-Year-Old Scotch 12-Year-Old Scotch A man walked into a bar and ordered a 12-year-old scotch. As the bartender was busy, he decided to serve the guy whatever he had under his hand. The fellow took a sip, spat it out, and told the bartender, "I asked for a 12-year-old scotch, not a three-year-old one." When the bartender heard that, he checked the bottle and was amazed that the fellow was right -- he had served him a three-year-old scotch. The bartender wanted to see how good the fellow was, so he served him another scotch, this time a six-year-old one. The guy had a sip and spat it out, complaining, "I asked for a 12-year-old scotch, not a six-year-old one." The bartender was surprised by how good this fellow was. So the barman decided to play one more little game. He served the customer a nine-year-old scotch instead of a 12-year-old one, as requested. The fellow had a sip and spat it out, stating, "I think I asked for a 12-year-old scotch, not a nine-year-old one." The bartender was very impressed and finally served him the demanded 12-year-old scotch. The customer took a sip and added, "This is what I asked for in the first place." At the end of the counter sat a man who had witnessed this scene. He sent a tumbler to the scotch expert and asked him to take a sip. The fellow did so, spat it out and said, "Good Lord, that's piss!" The other man added, "Now tell me how old I am."

01-25-2004, 06:53 AM	#2
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01-25-2004, 01:42 PM	#3
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,109 Blog Entries: 4	That should be an "R" rated joke Doglips. Just send the Scotch to me. I'll do the testing. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".