On dogs...

[Oxford]

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money. Joe Weinstein

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his
tongue. Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are
incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance and to turn around three times
before lying down. Robert Benchley

Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep areast of current events.
The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking
dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued
in the next yard. Dave Barry

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
Franklin P.. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known
will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. Unknown

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back
from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea. Robert A. Heinlein

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too
dark to read. Groucho Marx

Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman.
Dave Miliman

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a
look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket
and then giving Fido only two of them. Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.
Unknown

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[MAX7.62]

" A dog's mouth is cleaner than yours is"- which must then mean that dogs have a built in listerine dispenser in their butt? - MAX7.64, 2004

[Oxford]

Is that why some dog owners let their dogs lick their face?:jaw: :insane:

[MAX7.62]

Not sure, but that's why I don't let Elvis lick mine!

(Elvis - 3 yrs old Faun Dane, 175lbs, taller than me when he stands on his hind legs - my fur covered, in house cruise missle with teeth! Peolple wonder why I sleep with a 12 gauge, AK and 1911 by the bed - it's simply because if they get by Elvis, I better be ready for 'em when they head down the hallway! )