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Old 02-10-2004, 04:03 PM   #1
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Thumbs up For aircract pilots etc.

"May the wind be always at your back ----- EXCEPT for TAKE
off AND LANDINGS."

No matter what else happens, fly the aeroplane. Forget all
that stuff about thrust and drag, lift and gravity; an
aeroplane flies because of money.

It's better to be down here wishing you were up there, than
up there wishing you were down here.

If you're ever faced with a forced landing at night, turn on
the landing lights to see the landing area. If you don't like
what you see, turn' em back off.

A check ride ought to be like a skirt, short enough to be
interesting but still be long enough to cover everything.

Speed is life, altitude is life insurance. No one has ever
collided with the sky.

Always remember you fly an aeroplane with your head, not
your hands.

Never let an aeroplane take you somewhere your brain didn't
get to five minutes earlier.

Don't drop the aircraft in order to fly the microphone. An
aeroplane flies because of a principle discovered by
Bernoulli, not Marconi.

"Unskilled" pilots are always found in the wreckage with
their hand around the microphone.

If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger; if you
pull the stick back, they get smaller. (Unless you keep
pulling the stick back-then they get bigger again.)

Hovering is for pilots who love to fly but have no place to
go.

The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing
is the first!

Everyone already knows the definition of a 'good' landing is
one from which you can walk away. But very few know the
definition of a'great' landing. It's one after which you can use
the aeroplane another time.

The probability of survival is equal to the angle of
arrival.

IFR: I Follow Roads.

You know you've landed with the wheels up when it takes full
power to taxi.

Those who hoot with the owls by night, should not fly with
the eagles by day.

A helicopter is a collection of rotating parts going round
and round and reciprocating parts going up and down - all of
them tryingto become random in motion.

Helicopters can't really fly - they're just so ugly that the
earth immediately repels them.

Pilots believe in clean living. They never drink whiskey
from a dirty glass.

Things which do you no good in aviation: Altitude above you.
Runways behind you. Fuel in the truck. Half a second ago.
Approach plates in the car. The airspeed you don't have.

If God meant man to fly, He'd have given him more money.

What's the difference between God and fighter pilots? God
doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

Flying is not dangerous; crashing is dangerous.

A good simulator check ride is like successful surgery on a
corpse.

Asking what a pilot thinks about the FAA is like asking a
tree what it thinks about dogs.

Trust your captain but keep your seat belt securely
fastened.

An aeroplane may disappoint a good pilot, but it won't
surprise him.

Any pilot who relies on a terminal forecast can be sold the
Brooklyn Bridge.

If he relies on winds-aloft reports he can be sold Niagara
Falls.

The friendliest flight attendants are those on the trip
home.

Good judgment comes from experience and experience comes
from bad judgment.

Being an airline pilot would be great if you didn't have to
go on all those trips.

Aviation is not so much a profession as it is a disease.

The nicer an aeroplane looks, the better it flies.

There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing.
Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.

It's a good landing if you can still get the doors open.(I
loved this one Chas)

Passengers prefer old captains and young flight attendants.

The only thing worse than a captain who never flew as
copilot is a copilot who once was a captain.

It's best to keep the pointed end going forward as much as
possible.

If an earthquake suddenly opened a fissure in a runway that
caused an accident, the FAA would find a way to blame it on
pilot error.

Any attempt to stretch fuel is guaranteed to increase
headwind.

A thunderstorm is never as bad on the inside as it appears
on the outside.
It's worse.

It's easy to make a small fortune in aviation. You start
with a large fortune.

A male pilot is a confused soul who talks about women when
he's flying, and about flying when he's with a woman.

A fool and his money are soon flying more aeroplane than he
can handle.

The last thing every pilot does before leaving the aircraft
after making a gear up landing is to put the gear selection
lever in the 'down' position.

Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number
of your takeoffs.

Takeoff's are optional. Landings are mandatory.

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Old 02-10-2004, 04:54 PM   #2
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Old 02-10-2004, 05:23 PM   #3
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One thing few Airforce pilots seem to realize - until that bird rotates, the marshaller/crewchief on the ground is the Boss!

I had a young butterbar once try to taxi left into oncoming traffic, and arguing with me when I'm indicating to him to go right and follow the others. Idiot.
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Old 02-10-2004, 05:40 PM   #4
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And the maintenance guy will have his butt when he lands code 3!

Sorry Dana, I know airplanes break
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