A cannibal and his son are hiding behind some bushes, waiting for some food to stroll

Doglips · 02-13-2004, 02:25 PM

A cannibal and his son are hiding behind some bushes, waiting for some food to stroll by.

After a few minutes, a skinny guy comes along. The son says,"How about him, dad?"

"Naw," says the father, "too skinny."

A while later a fat guy wanders by. "What about that guy, dad?" asks the son.

"Naw, too much cholesterol."

A little later, a foxy chick wriggles by. The son asks, "How about her, Dad?"

"Absolutely. Let's take her home and eat your mother!"

02-13-2004, 02:25 PM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,090 Trader Rating: (0)	A cannibal and his son are hiding behind some bushes, waiting for some food to stroll A cannibal and his son are hiding behind some bushes, waiting for some food to stroll by. After a few minutes, a skinny guy comes along. The son says,"How about him, dad?" "Naw," says the father, "too skinny." A while later a fat guy wanders by. "What about that guy, dad?" asks the son. "Naw, too much cholesterol." A little later, a foxy chick wriggles by. The son asks, "How about her, Dad?" "Absolutely. Let's take her home and eat your mother!"