An elderly retired Marine moved into a retirement community

Doglips · 02-14-2004, 03:35 PM

An elderly retired Marine moved into a retirement community where eligible men were at a premium.

After he had been there for a week, he went to confession and said. . .

"Bless me Father for I have sinned. Last week I was with seven different women."

The priest replied, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing."

"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?"

"No," said the priest. . ."but it will wipe that grin off your face."

02-14-2004, 03:35 PM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	An elderly retired Marine moved into a retirement community An elderly retired Marine moved into a retirement community where eligible men were at a premium. After he had been there for a week, he went to confession and said. . . "Bless me Father for I have sinned. Last week I was with seven different women." The priest replied, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing." "Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?" "No," said the priest. . ."but it will wipe that grin off your face."