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Old 02-18-2004, 02:37 PM   #1
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Talking Couple Runs For Cover As Baked Bullets Burst

Couple Runs For Cover As Baked Bullets Burst
Man Leaves Guns, Ammo In Oven, Doesn't Tell Wife

POSTED: 11:53 am EST February 18, 2004
UPDATED: 11:56 am EST February 18, 2004

HOWARD, Wis. -- Wisconsin man thought his guns and ammunition would be safe if he hid them in the oven while he and his wife were on vacation.

Only he forgot to tell his wife.

When they returned from vacation, she turned on the oven to cook dinner. You can guess the rest.

The couple took cover behind their refrigerator when the bullets began exploding.

The man was able to use an extinguisher to put out the fire that started in the oven. No one was hurt.


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Old 02-18-2004, 03:43 PM   #2
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Old 02-18-2004, 04:27 PM   #3
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Old 02-18-2004, 06:59 PM   #4
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Thats about 40 miles from here!

Can you spell Idiot?

The Idiot couldn't!!!

I called the local radio show today and offered the message, buy a gun safe you moron to the "victim"........
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Old 02-18-2004, 10:52 PM   #5
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I read this in the paper today. Posted it as well....what an idiot!
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Old 02-18-2004, 11:53 PM   #6
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In some households the oven might be the most unused appliance in the home. :jaw:
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Old 02-19-2004, 04:39 AM   #7
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Woulda worked in my house - I rarely use the oven.

Maybe the wife just wanted a new one. "Honey, they don't heat well when there're full of holes!"

Wonder what the neighbors thought?
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