Spiders

Oxford · 02-21-2004, 09:22 AM

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she
just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed
she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.

"So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped
them flat. "Well, that might be OK in California, Oregon, and Massachusetts,
but we're not having any of that crap in Missouri.

02-21-2004, 09:32 AM

MarkII 22 · 02-21-2004, 09:55 PM

Wow smart kid:nod:

02-21-2004, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MarkII 22
Wow smart kid:nod:

where you been ?

Oxford · 02-22-2004, 12:08 AM

MarkII 22...Haven't you graduated yet? Haven't heard from you in a long time. Been coon hunting or what?

Now...this granddaddy longlegs joke may be a little over your head...or have you wised up in your old age?

Good to hear from you again. Get to postin!

Ox:nod:

MarkII 22 · 02-22-2004, 11:29 PM

OLD AGE????????????????????????? WHAT???????????? You gotta be kiding me. Yeah I'v coon hunting and camping alot Get my standerd drivers license in a month so I'll really have wheels then. Went down to oklahoma a month ago with a buddy to do some coon hunting had a lot of fun.Went to another buddys for new years spent the night stade up till four watching movies.Went muding the next day. About got stuck. Had fun Went to Kentuckey once. Schools still going only problem with the stuff I'v ben doing is I dont get summers of.

oneastrix · 02-22-2004, 11:45 PM

Good to see you back....I can see that you've been studying up on the spelling!

BattleRifleG3 · 02-22-2004, 11:53 PM

Great to see ya back, Mark! What point are you in school now?

Oxford · 02-23-2004, 12:07 AM

I know he's past 3rd grade because they learn to write cursive there. Maybe he's even up to the 6th where they start studying about animals...you know...coons and such. But it's hard to believe I may be facing him as I drive down the highway in his new 4x4 mud wagon, or whatever. Dang it! There's not even much time left for chain sawing this Winter.

Did you notice one thing Mark didn't mention? You know...about girls! And...Papa G had better watch out over in Guntucky with Mark roaming around the country now.

Hey Mark...last I knew you were still a growing boy. How tall are you now? Must be around 6'5" or so???

And another thing...those late movies may be more than G rated:nod:

Expecially the ones that run from midnight to four.

Well anyway...good talking to you again. Watch out for those Tongy girls! Hope you'll post again soon.

Ox:nod:

MarkII 22 · 02-23-2004, 12:08 AM

Mid high school I'm doing a 22 module program and I'm in the 13 module(biology) right now with two exams and go on to the next module(math II) It's a through the mail course and I get a standerd high school diploma whin I'm done.

MarkII 22 · 02-23-2004, 12:12 AM

Hell I dont make anuff money for a girl friend. And nope still right at 6'2 runing around 200 even right now. And O yeah evry body in tennessee better look out my sister might be moving down there so I might be there to.

Oxford · 02-23-2004, 12:28 AM

"tenasae"...is that a new state? Maybe it'll replace the ROK.:nod:

MarkII 22 · 02-23-2004, 06:55 PM

I dont think psyco is G rated

Oxford · 02-23-2004, 10:07 PM

"Psycho From Texas"...is that the movie you watched? I've forgotten everything about that movie. Must not have impressed me much.

MarkII 22 · 02-23-2004, 11:13 PM

No its about some ditz that steals a bunch money and runs into a psycho innkeeper in the prosses of getting away. Kinda a horrer/suspense. And we dident even start to watch movies till after midnight anyway. To busy playing pool and airhockey.

Oxford · 02-24-2004, 09:19 AM

Better get that out of your system before you have to get married and start raising a bunch of kids. Then you'll be forced to stay up till 4 a.m. or later changing diapers and feeding babies.

:jaw:

Regarding games...I'm not a hockey player, air or otherwise...but tennis is my game. I can almost keep the ball on the court for two straight hits. I don't know about those tennis players...with their strange system of keeping score...you know...love 15, love 30, love 40 and then game. What's with all the love stuff?

02-21-2004, 09:22 AM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 14,289 Blog Entries: 4	Spiders A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered. "So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, that might be OK in California, Oregon, and Massachusetts, but we're not having any of that crap in Missouri. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

02-21-2004, 09:32 AM	#2
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02-21-2004, 09:55 PM	#3
MarkII 22 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Kansas Posts: 587	YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Wow smart kid:nod: __________________ GROW YOUR OWN DOPE.PLANT A POLITICIAN. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.SO PLEASE SHUT UP!

02-22-2004, 12:08 AM	#5
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 14,289 Blog Entries: 4	MarkII 22...Haven't you graduated yet? Haven't heard from you in a long time. Been coon hunting or what? Now...this granddaddy longlegs joke may be a little over your head...or have you wised up in your old age? Good to hear from you again. Get to postin! Ox:nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

02-22-2004, 11:29 PM	#6
MarkII 22 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Kansas Posts: 587	OLD AGE????????????????????????? WHAT???????????? You gotta be kiding me. Yeah I'v coon hunting and camping alot Get my standerd drivers license in a month so I'll really have wheels then. Went down to oklahoma a month ago with a buddy to do some coon hunting had a lot of fun.Went to another buddys for new years spent the night stade up till four watching movies.Went muding the next day. About got stuck. Had fun Went to Kentuckey once. Schools still going only problem with the stuff I'v ben doing is I dont get summers of. __________________ GROW YOUR OWN DOPE.PLANT A POLITICIAN. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.SO PLEASE SHUT UP! Last edited by MarkII 22; 02-22-2004 at 11:58 PM.

02-22-2004, 11:45 PM	#7
oneastrix Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: on the road Posts: 5,249	Good to see you back....I can see that you've been studying up on the spelling! __________________ There's no one more thankful to sit at the table, than the one who best remembers hunger's pain.

02-22-2004, 11:53 PM	#8
BattleRifleG3 Retired Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Western PA Posts: 11,721	Great to see ya back, Mark! What point are you in school now? __________________ Trust is earned, not... GIVEN away. - Worf

02-23-2004, 12:07 AM	#9
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 14,289 Blog Entries: 4	I know he's past 3rd grade because they learn to write cursive there. Maybe he's even up to the 6th where they start studying about animals...you know...coons and such. But it's hard to believe I may be facing him as I drive down the highway in his new 4x4 mud wagon, or whatever. Dang it! There's not even much time left for chain sawing this Winter. Did you notice one thing Mark didn't mention? You know...about girls! And...Papa G had better watch out over in Guntucky with Mark roaming around the country now. Hey Mark...last I knew you were still a growing boy. How tall are you now? Must be around 6'5" or so??? And another thing...those late movies may be more than G rated:nod: Expecially the ones that run from midnight to four. Well anyway...good talking to you again. Watch out for those Tongy girls! Hope you'll post again soon. Ox:nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

02-23-2004, 12:08 AM	#10
MarkII 22 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Kansas Posts: 587	Mid high school I'm doing a 22 module program and I'm in the 13 module(biology) right now with two exams and go on to the next module(math II) It's a through the mail course and I get a standerd high school diploma whin I'm done. __________________ GROW YOUR OWN DOPE.PLANT A POLITICIAN. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.SO PLEASE SHUT UP!

02-23-2004, 12:12 AM	#11
MarkII 22 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Kansas Posts: 587	Hell I dont make anuff money for a girl friend. And nope still right at 6'2 runing around 200 even right now. And O yeah evry body in tennessee better look out my sister might be moving down there so I might be there to. __________________ GROW YOUR OWN DOPE.PLANT A POLITICIAN. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.SO PLEASE SHUT UP! Last edited by MarkII 22; 02-23-2004 at 06:52 PM.

02-23-2004, 12:28 AM	#12
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 14,289 Blog Entries: 4	"tenasae"...is that a new state? Maybe it'll replace the ROK.:nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

02-23-2004, 06:55 PM	#13
MarkII 22 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Kansas Posts: 587	I dont think psyco is G rated __________________ GROW YOUR OWN DOPE.PLANT A POLITICIAN. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.SO PLEASE SHUT UP!

02-23-2004, 10:07 PM	#14
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 14,289 Blog Entries: 4	"Psycho From Texas"...is that the movie you watched? I've forgotten everything about that movie. Must not have impressed me much. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

02-23-2004, 11:13 PM	#15
MarkII 22 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Kansas Posts: 587	No its about some ditz that steals a bunch money and runs into a psycho innkeeper in the prosses of getting away. Kinda a horrer/suspense. And we dident even start to watch movies till after midnight anyway. To busy playing pool and airhockey. __________________ GROW YOUR OWN DOPE.PLANT A POLITICIAN. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.SO PLEASE SHUT UP!

02-24-2004, 09:19 AM	#16
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 14,289 Blog Entries: 4	Better get that out of your system before you have to get married and start raising a bunch of kids. Then you'll be forced to stay up till 4 a.m. or later changing diapers and feeding babies. :jaw: Regarding games...I'm not a hockey player, air or otherwise...but tennis is my game. I can almost keep the ball on the court for two straight hits. I don't know about those tennis players...with their strange system of keeping score...you know...love 15, love 30, love 40 and then game. What's with all the love stuff? __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".