Adult Irish Joke

colt45 · 02-24-2004, 06:48 AM

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up
with Father Rafferty

The Father said, "Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and
didn't I marry ye and yer husband two years ago?"

She replied, "Aye, that ye did, Father."

The Father asked, "And be there any wee ones yet?"

She replied, "No, not yet, Father."

The Father said, "Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a
candle for ye and yer husband."

She replied, "Oh, thank ye, Father." They parted ways.

Some years later, they met again. The Father asked, "Well now, Mrs.
Donovan, how are ye these days?"

She replied, "Oh, very well Father."

The Father asked, "And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?"

She replied, "Oh, yes Father. Three sets of twins and four singles, 10
in all."

The Father said, "Glory be! That's wonderful! How is yer loving husband
doing?"

She replied, "E's gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin' candle."

Oxford · 02-24-2004, 10:27 AM

I always wondered about those candles??? Guess they must be more effective than I thought.

:right:

02-24-2004, 06:48 AM	#1
colt45 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Occupied Territories of New York (Buffalo) Posts: 2,898	Adult Irish Joke Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Rafferty The Father said, "Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer husband two years ago?" She replied, "Aye, that ye did, Father." The Father asked, "And be there any wee ones yet?" She replied, "No, not yet, Father." The Father said, "Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for ye and yer husband." She replied, "Oh, thank ye, Father." They parted ways. Some years later, they met again. The Father asked, "Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?" She replied, "Oh, very well Father." The Father asked, "And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?" She replied, "Oh, yes Father. Three sets of twins and four singles, 10 in all." The Father said, "Glory be! That's wonderful! How is yer loving husband doing?" She replied, "E's gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin' candle." __________________ "A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity" -Sigmund Freud, General Introduction to Psychoanalysis "If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective." - Ted Nugent "Self-defense is Nature's eldest law." -John Dryden

02-24-2004, 10:27 AM	#2
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 14,098 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 4	I always wondered about those candles??? Guess they must be more effective than I thought. :right: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".