Dear Abby Helps Desperate Lady

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Dear Abby Helps Desperate Lady
Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also since he lost his job two years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is buy cigars and cruise around and bullshit with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I am a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed, Clueless



Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump the jerk. You don't need him anymore -- stop being such a wuss - - you're a U S Senator from New York now.

Abby