Top 40 Signs You're "Rolling Pennies For Gas" Broke

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Top 40 Signs You're "Rolling Pennies For Gas" Broke
By Jeffrey

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1) You sold the Honda Civic because you couldn't afford the cost of operation
2) You know where to sell your plasma
3) Your credit card companies raised the rates from 6.9% to 24.9%.
4) You start rolling pennies for gas
5) You can't afford gas so you're rolling pennies for bus fare right now.
6) You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
7) Your shoe size is bigger than the number in your bank statement.
8) You give blood everyday - for the orange juice.
9) Consumer Credit Counseling services said "No."
10) You're thinking to yourself," Do I really need that 2nd kidney?"
11) American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
12) The neighborhood dog stopped sniffing at your pockets.
13) Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a fine restaurant.
14) You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
15) The bum on the corner hands you a 5 and tell you that you need it more than him
16) You're not on the Forbes 500 list
17) Ramen noodles are an expensive luxury
18) Long distance companies no longer call you to switch.
19) you work in radio...trust me!
20) You see your roommate as a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
21) you have rolls of pennies in your car to pay for gas
22) You receive care packages from Europe.
23) Your sitting in my chair writing this right now.
24) Your bologna has no first name.. and no it's not Oscar.
25) You rob Peter...and then rob Paul.
26) Type of person who knows which comic originated the "rolling pennies" quote
27) You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
28) you open your wallet and bats fly out
29) "Gas?"...I'm paying to keep listing things here
30) McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
31) The only things in your budget for are the internet bill and rent.
32) When Someone rings the door bell your mothers goes "DingDong"
33) the homeless all look like rich people
34) The last time you had meat, it was from Taco Bell
35) you don't remember buying all theses lamborghinis
36) You've rolled so many pennies, yet you don't have any way of cashing them in
37) you steal newspapers from the machines.. for toilet paper.
38) u sold ur left nut for some cash
39) You've formed a psychic bond with Abe.
40) you are the freak that gets stuck in the toilet... cause you dropped a nickle