Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Golf But Aren't:

Despoiler · 03-02-2004, 12:31 AM

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T:
10. Nuts... my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
1. Hold up... I need to wash my balls first.

03-02-2004, 12:31 AM	#1
Despoiler Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Occupied Territory of California Posts: 2,232	Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Golf But Aren't: TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T: 10. Nuts... my shaft is bent. 9. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker. 7. Look at the size of his putter. 6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more. 5. Mind if I join your threesome? 4. Stand with your back turned and drop it. 3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired. 1. Hold up... I need to wash my balls first.