03-15-2004, 02:21 PM
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| Senior Member   Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida
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|  A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco's Pier A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco's Pier 41 to purchase tickets for a boat trip to Alcatraz. Others watched with varying degrees of sympathy and irritation as the young children fidgeted, whined, and punched one another. The frazzled parents reprimanded them to no avail. Finally they reached the ticket window. "Five tickets, please," the father said. "Two round trip, three one way." |
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03-15-2004, 03:00 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Occupied Territories of New York (Buffalo)
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| if it where only so easy.
__________________ "A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity" -Sigmund Freud, General Introduction to Psychoanalysis "If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective." - Ted Nugent "Self-defense is Nature's eldest law." -John Dryden |
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