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tommy · 03-22-2004, 11:26 PM

Subject: Things that make you say "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

1. Can you cry under water?

2. If you're "big" do you they still call it "skinny dipping," or is it
"chunkydunking."

3. How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

4. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

5. Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a penny
for your thoughts"? Who's that extra penny going to?

6. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you
were buried in for eternity?

7. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

8. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?

9. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
wet or hungry like every two hours?

10. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

11. Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

12. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?

13. How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty
for Miss America?

14. If a 911 operator has a heart attack at work, whom does he/she
call?

15. When people sign up for an exercise class they tell you to wear
loose-fitting clothing. "If I HAD any Loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! Duh!"

16. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply
press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

17. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you
haven't fallen asleep yet. (my personal favorite)

18. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can
in prison?

colt45 · 03-23-2004, 10:54 AM

5. Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a penny
for your thoughts"? Who's that extra penny going to?

A: TAXES.

pmspinnerb8 · 03-23-2004, 03:19 PM

Why do they have instructions in braille and on the keypads at drive up ATM machines?

PAPA G · 03-23-2004, 03:34 PM

and wash and wear clothing, anyone take pants and shirt out of the washer and put them on???

tommy · 03-23-2004, 05:16 PM

what about parking lot's infront of a bar room?? or what about the cop that stand's detail outside of a bar and opens the door for the drunk people to leave and then watches them get into and drive thier car away

or if it's ilegal to drink and drive then how come them convenienet stores sell beer on ice

or better yet what about cigerette rolling paper's they are legal until you walk out of the storte with them then they turn into drug parafaneelia???? or why you have to be 21 to drink in this country but you can die for it at 18.

03-22-2004, 11:26 PM	#1
tommy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: schriever la Posts: 4,103 Images: 6	?????? Subject: Things that make you say "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" 1. Can you cry under water? 2. If you're "big" do you they still call it "skinny dipping," or is it "chunkydunking." 3. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 4. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? 5. Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a penny for your thoughts"? Who's that extra penny going to? 6. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? 7. Why does a round pizza come in a square box? 8. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? 9. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up wet or hungry like every two hours? 10. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? 11. Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV? 12. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? 13. How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America? 14. If a 911 operator has a heart attack at work, whom does he/she call? 15. When people sign up for an exercise class they tell you to wear loose-fitting clothing. "If I HAD any Loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! Duh!" 16. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? 17. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. (my personal favorite) 18. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

03-23-2004, 10:54 AM	#2
colt45 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Occupied Territories of New York (Buffalo) Posts: 2,898	5. Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a penny for your thoughts"? Who's that extra penny going to? A: TAXES. __________________ "A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity" -Sigmund Freud, General Introduction to Psychoanalysis "If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective." - Ted Nugent "Self-defense is Nature's eldest law." -John Dryden

03-23-2004, 03:19 PM	#3
pmspinnerb8 Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Lonestar State Posts: 286	Why do they have instructions in braille and on the keypads at drive up ATM machines? __________________ Two in the chest and one in the head and even the Green Giant falls down dead.

03-23-2004, 03:34 PM	#4
PAPA G Guest Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: somerset, kentucky Posts: 11	and wash and wear clothing, anyone take pants and shirt out of the washer and put them on???

03-23-2004, 05:16 PM	#5
tommy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: schriever la Posts: 4,103 Images: 6	what about parking lot's infront of a bar room?? or what about the cop that stand's detail outside of a bar and opens the door for the drunk people to leave and then watches them get into and drive thier car away or if it's ilegal to drink and drive then how come them convenienet stores sell beer on ice or better yet what about cigerette rolling paper's they are legal until you walk out of the storte with them then they turn into drug parafaneelia???? or why you have to be 21 to drink in this country but you can die for it at 18.