3rd place

jerry · 04-13-2004, 08:05 PM

3rd prize

Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub enjoying a few quiet drinks one night,
when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle.

They bought five $1 tickets each, seeing it was for charity.

The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize.

Tom won the first prize, a whole year's supply of gourmet spaghetti
sauce.

Dick was the winner of the second prize, six month's supply of extra-long
gourmet spaghetti.

Harry won the sixth prize, a toilet brush.

When they met in the pub a week later, Harry asked the others how they
were enjoying their prizes.

"Great," said Tom. "I love spaghetti."

"So do I," said Dick. "And how's the toilet brush, Harry?""

"Not so good," Harry said, "I reckon I'll go back to paper..."

jerry · 05-10-2006, 10:43 PM

You know,
You really need to read this a few times for it to sink in

Mooseman684 · 05-10-2006, 11:00 PM

OUCH...

LOL

Troy · 05-11-2006, 12:40 AM

nope, reading it once is enough. oh man, i'm puckered at the mere thought.

Dallas · 05-11-2006, 09:12 AM

Once was enough for me too. I'm suffering sympathy pains at the moment.

Chris · 05-11-2006, 10:10 AM

I concur with Dallas...ouch!

Oxford · 05-11-2006, 10:24 AM

Harry needs a little help upstairs.:jaw:

Apollyon67 · 05-11-2006, 09:33 PM

that will be a good one for the breakfast table tommorow Thanks.

.22guy · 05-11-2006, 09:43 PM

That's sick. I love it!

04-13-2004, 08:05 PM	#1
jerry Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 11,123 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 1	3rd place 3rd prize Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub enjoying a few quiet drinks one night, when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle. They bought five $1 tickets each, seeing it was for charity. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize. Tom won the first prize, a whole year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce. Dick was the winner of the second prize, six month's supply of extra-long gourmet spaghetti. Harry won the sixth prize, a toilet brush. When they met in the pub a week later, Harry asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes. "Great," said Tom. "I love spaghetti." "So do I," said Dick. "And how's the toilet brush, Harry?"" "Not so good," Harry said, "I reckon I'll go back to paper..." __________________ Joe the plumber is screwed

05-10-2006, 10:43 PM	#2
jerry Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 11,123 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 1	You know, You really need to read this a few times for it to sink in __________________ Joe the plumber is screwed

05-10-2006, 11:00 PM	#3
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness Posts: 10,418 Images: 2	OUCH... LOL __________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

05-11-2006, 10:10 AM	#6
Chris HMFIC Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: North Carolina Posts: 3,834,257 Images: 19 Blog Entries: 20	I concur with Dallas...ouch! __________________ Rules \| Contributing Members No one has the right to deny my personal safety Please be descriptive in your thread titles! NRA Life Member

05-11-2006, 10:24 AM	#7
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,075 Blog Entries: 4	Harry needs a little help upstairs.:jaw: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

05-11-2006, 12:40 AM	#4
Troy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Manitoba Canada Posts: 2,505 Images: 3	nope, reading it once is enough. oh man, i'm puckered at the mere thought.

05-11-2006, 09:12 AM	#5
Dallas PUKHA DAWG Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Virginia, just outside of Washington D.C. Posts: 3,604	Once was enough for me too. I'm suffering sympathy pains at the moment.

05-11-2006, 09:33 PM	#8
Apollyon67 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Southern Maryland Posts: 2,238 Images: 17	that will be a good one for the breakfast table tommorow Thanks. __________________ "To err is human, to repent divine; to persist devilish." Ben Franklin

05-11-2006, 09:43 PM	#9
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,242	That's sick. I love it!