Joke of the week (Still waiting for Tommy to finish mowing his lawn)

Oxford · 04-19-2004, 03:57 PM

One night, a torrential rain soaked South Louisiana.

The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about
6 feet into most of the homes.

Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor,
Mrs.Thibodeaux, waiting for help to come.

Mrs. Thibodeaux noticed a baseball cap floating near the
house, then she saw it float far out into the front yard then
float back to the house. It kept floating away from the house
then back towards the house.

Her curiosity got the best of her so she asked Mrs. Boudreaux
"Do you see dat dere baseball cap a floatin' away from the
house, den back again?"

Mrs. Boudreaux said, "Oh yeah, dass my husban, I tole dat
jackass he gonna cut the grass today come hell or high water."

04-19-2004, 03:57 PM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,023 Blog Entries: 4	Joke of the week (Still waiting for Tommy to finish mowing his lawn) One night, a torrential rain soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes. Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs.Thibodeaux, waiting for help to come. Mrs. Thibodeaux noticed a baseball cap floating near the house, then she saw it float far out into the front yard then float back to the house. It kept floating away from the house then back towards the house. Her curiosity got the best of her so she asked Mrs. Boudreaux "Do you see dat dere baseball cap a floatin' away from the house, den back again?" Mrs. Boudreaux said, "Oh yeah, dass my husban, I tole dat jackass he gonna cut the grass today come hell or high water." __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".