finally together

7mmag6 · 04-24-2004, 12:21 AM

Finally Together

She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.

She married again and had 7 more children.

Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.

Alas, she finally died.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.

He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"

The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

Despoiler · 04-24-2004, 01:41 AM

Oxford · 04-24-2004, 10:01 AM

That equals to eleven years and three months being pregnant. :jaw: ...and I think my back aches.

04-24-2004, 12:21 AM	#1
7mmag6 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 337 Images: 1	finally together Finally Together She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together." One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The friend replied, "I think he means her legs." __________________ This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine

04-24-2004, 10:01 AM	#3
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,023 Blog Entries: 4	That equals to eleven years and three months being pregnant. :jaw: ...and I think my back aches. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

04-24-2004, 01:41 AM	#2
Despoiler Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Occupied Territory of California Posts: 2,232