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Old 05-03-2004, 11:57 AM   #1
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Boat flips over at Lake Travis near Austin, Texas

This is a funny story since no one got hurt. Yesetrday on Lake Travis which is just outside of Austin, Texas a party barge capsized. It was a very large pontoon boat that takes people from one bar to another up and down the large resevoir. Well the capsize was caused from 50 people rushing from one side of the boat to the other to see a place on the lake called Hippie Hollow. Hippie Hollow is the only public nude beach in Texas! Must have been a really good site. How would you like to be the person sunning on the beach that caused the capsize. They never said if they were running to the side to see Hippie Hollow or running away from it....LOL
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Old 05-03-2004, 12:34 PM   #2
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Um....well, for those of us familiar with the Austin area I would hope they were running away from it...LOL......I don't like women with hairy arm pits.
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Old 05-03-2004, 12:36 PM   #3
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http://www.ksat.com/news/3261819/detail.html
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Old 05-03-2004, 01:10 PM   #4
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Was that caused by an unaccounted for mass swelling on one side of the boat?
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Old 05-03-2004, 07:53 PM   #5
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Old 05-03-2004, 10:08 PM   #6
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Talking Well....that's what I was thinking!

Should I take that back, Max?
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Old 05-03-2004, 10:24 PM   #7
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Hmmmm

Ya'd think people from texas had never seen Nekkid people before....
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Old 05-04-2004, 11:49 AM   #8
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I was NOT ON THAT BOAT
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Old 05-04-2004, 12:17 PM   #9
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DL...were you on the homemade boat from Cuba?
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Old 05-04-2004, 01:21 PM   #10
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no habla engrish?????????
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Old 05-04-2004, 11:53 PM   #11
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We have a nude beach in my area. What's really creepy about it is that my great uncle likes to go there with his wife. That side of the family scares me.
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Old 05-05-2004, 12:57 AM   #12
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Three years ago I walked down the beach (with my suit on) along the French Riviera near Nice where bathing suits were optional and didn't see anything scary.

I've also walked along the Orient Beach on the island of St Maarten where suits were optional (with my suit on)...where I did see some people who were scary ugly. :nod:
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Old 05-05-2004, 02:25 AM   #13
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We have a nudist colony here in Sacramento, Kerry Stainer was there when he was arrested for the Yosemite murders. I was called to go out there and give an estimate on some work, not knowing that it was a nudist colony I went out there. I was there for about 3 mins before I saw this naked 200 + lbs. woman walking towards me, she was my contact. I over bid the job and I never heard from them again.
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Was the overbid intentional, or not, so you wouldn't have to confront any more 200 lbs+ neked women?
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Yes the overbid was intentional.
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I'm assuming you had to disrobe in order to get on their neked only campsite, etc., in order to pick up the bidding packet.
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No I had my clothes on. Until I met the naked lady, the 3 or 4 people I had met were wearing their clothes. I knew it was some type of resort but I knew there was something screwy about it, so I was not too shocked when the naked 200 lbs. lady showed up.

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I'm still ROFLMAO over that scenario. You should have pinched her butt, Allen.
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Not me NO WAY!
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