Dear Abby

Oxford · 05-21-2004, 05:44 PM

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed
as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my
sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who
are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers; one is currently serving
a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy
in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual
misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
Longview. She is a part-time "working girl". All things considered, my
problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into
the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports John Kerry for President?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation

jerry · 05-21-2004, 07:23 PM

Holy Cow. that's a good one

colt45 · 05-21-2004, 07:29 PM

now thats something to be ashamed of.

SexyRedXterra · 05-21-2004, 09:25 PM

That could hurt your reputation.

Oxford · 05-21-2004, 11:55 PM

...and you're not talking about their sleezy relatives...except the presidential candidate.

:nod:

Despoiler · 05-22-2004, 02:23 AM

trapfreek · 05-23-2004, 07:34 AM

Remember the song Dear Abby I think by John Prine.
Dear Abby Dear Abby well I never thought
That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
Sittin in the back seat just shootin the breeze
With her hair up in curlers and her pant to her knees
Signed JUST MARRIED

05-21-2004, 05:44 PM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,022 Blog Entries: 4	Dear Abby I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers; one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part-time "working girl". All things considered, my problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who supports John Kerry for President? Signed, Worried About My Reputation __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

05-21-2004, 07:23 PM	#2
jerry Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 10,870 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 1	Holy Cow. that's a good one __________________ I'm a down home back woods redneck

05-21-2004, 07:29 PM	#3
colt45 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Occupied Territories of New York (Buffalo) Posts: 2,898	now thats something to be ashamed of. __________________ "A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity" -Sigmund Freud, General Introduction to Psychoanalysis "If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective." - Ted Nugent "Self-defense is Nature's eldest law." -John Dryden

05-21-2004, 09:25 PM	#4
SexyRedXterra Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: NJ Shore and Western PA Posts: 1,206	That could hurt your reputation. __________________ "God doesn't always do things on our schedule, but he's always right on time."

05-21-2004, 11:55 PM	#5
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,022 Blog Entries: 4	...and you're not talking about their sleezy relatives...except the presidential candidate. :nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

05-22-2004, 02:23 AM	#6
Despoiler Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Occupied Territory of California Posts: 2,232	:d

05-23-2004, 07:34 AM	#7
trapfreek Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 491	Remember the song Dear Abby I think by John Prine. Dear Abby Dear Abby well I never thought That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught Sittin in the back seat just shootin the breeze With her hair up in curlers and her pant to her knees Signed JUST MARRIED __________________ "Great minds talk about ideas, small minds talk about other people."