I'm so fat that... When I dance I make the band skip.

Doglips · 05-29-2004, 02:25 AM

I'm so fat that... When I dance I make the band skip.
My cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
When I go to the zoo the elephants throw me peanuts.
My graduation picture was a aerial photograph.
My driver's license says picture continued on other side.
When I ran away they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.
When I get in an elevator it HAS to go DOWN!
Instead of being born with a silver spoon I was born with a silver shovel in my mouth.
They have to grease the door frames and put a Twinkie on the other side to get me through.
I could become rich and sell shade.
My belly button doesn't have lint -- it has sweaters.

05-29-2004, 02:25 AM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,082	I'm so fat that... When I dance I make the band skip. I'm so fat that... When I dance I make the band skip. My cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard. When I go to the zoo the elephants throw me peanuts. My graduation picture was a aerial photograph. My driver's license says picture continued on other side. When I ran away they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton. When I get in an elevator it HAS to go DOWN! Instead of being born with a silver spoon I was born with a silver shovel in my mouth. They have to grease the door frames and put a Twinkie on the other side to get me through. I could become rich and sell shade. My belly button doesn't have lint -- it has sweaters.