Slow down or stop?

06-06-2004, 03:50 PM

A guy blows a stop sign and gets caught by a policeman.

The cop says, "License and registration please."

Guy says, "What for?"

Cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

Guy says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop, license and registration, please."

Guy says, "What's the difference?"

Cop says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop. License and registration, please!"

Guy says, "If you can show me the difference between 'slow down' and 'stop', I'll give you my license and registration."

Cop says, "Okay, exit your vehicle, sir." At this point, the cop takes out his night stick, starts beating up the guy and asks, "Now, do you want me to slow down or stop?"

06-06-2004, 06:37 PM

Police brutality! Oh my!

NRAJOE · 06-06-2004, 07:08 PM

Did that happen in front of Cabela's in Dundee?

oneastrix · 06-06-2004, 11:02 PM

Hadn't heard that one since I was in Drivers Ed.

07-06-2005, 06:01 AM

still pretty funny

06-06-2004, 03:50 PM	#1
Logansdad Guest Posts: n/a	Slow down or stop? A guy blows a stop sign and gets caught by a policeman. The cop says, "License and registration please." Guy says, "What for?" Cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." Guy says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop, license and registration, please." Guy says, "What's the difference?" Cop says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop. License and registration, please!" Guy says, "If you can show me the difference between 'slow down' and 'stop', I'll give you my license and registration." Cop says, "Okay, exit your vehicle, sir." At this point, the cop takes out his night stick, starts beating up the guy and asks, "Now, do you want me to slow down or stop?"

06-06-2004, 07:08 PM	#3
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,052 Images: 3	Did that happen in front of Cabela's in Dundee? __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

06-06-2004, 11:02 PM	#4
oneastrix Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 5,213	Hadn't heard that one since I was in Drivers Ed. __________________ There's no one more thankful to sit at the table, than the one who best remembers hunger's pain.

06-06-2004, 06:37 PM	#2
Mr. Kaneko Guest Posts: n/a	Police brutality! Oh my!

07-06-2005, 06:01 AM	#5
Logansdad Guest Posts: n/a	still pretty funny