Holy Water

Mandy · 06-21-2004, 01:23 AM

Holy Water !!!!

The pope came into town, so the nuns were lined up to talk to the pope about their sins.

The pope asked sister Joan “ did you ever came in contact with a mans manhood? “
Sister Joan replied “yes, I touched one once with my finger”
“Wash your finger with the holywater and you’ll be forgiven” replied the pope

Next was sister Mary “did you ever came in contact with a mans manhood? “ asked the pope
“ Yes your excelency, I touched one once with the whole hand” she replied
“Wash your whole hand with the holywater and you’ll be forgiven” was advised by the pope.

All of a sudden, there was this noise in the back and sister Camila was coming to the front of the line screaming for permision to talk to the pope first.

“What’s all the fuss sister Camila” asked the pope
“You have to let me wash my mouth with the holy water before sister Magaret washes her behind with it” she demanded

:nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod:

06-21-2004, 01:23 AM	#1
Mandy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Juan, Puerto Rico Posts: 1,641	Holy Water Holy Water !!!! The pope came into town, so the nuns were lined up to talk to the pope about their sins. The pope asked sister Joan “ did you ever came in contact with a mans manhood? “ Sister Joan replied “yes, I touched one once with my finger” “Wash your finger with the holywater and you’ll be forgiven” replied the pope Next was sister Mary “did you ever came in contact with a mans manhood? “ asked the pope “ Yes your excelency, I touched one once with the whole hand” she replied “Wash your whole hand with the holywater and you’ll be forgiven” was advised by the pope. All of a sudden, there was this noise in the back and sister Camila was coming to the front of the line screaming for permision to talk to the pope first. “What’s all the fuss sister Camila” asked the pope “You have to let me wash my mouth with the holy water before sister Magaret washes her behind with it” she demanded :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: __________________ :assult: :assult: :assult: :assult: :assult: Better be judged by 12 than carried by 6. _________________________________ If you gonna die, die with your boots on ! Iron Maiden _________________________________ The deeper you go, the better it feels ! Divers Motto :uzi: :uzi: :uzi: :uzi: :uzi: