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7mmag6 · 07-18-2004, 01:07 AM

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.............................................49

Adventurous.................Slept with everyone
Athletic......................................No tits

Average looking....................Ugly

Beautiful...........................Pathological liar

Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills

Emotionally Secure......................On medication

Feminist.......................................... Fat

Free spirit....................................Junkie

Friendship first..........................Former slut
Fun..........................................Annoy ing

New-Age..............Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned.............................No BJs

Open-minded.................................Desperate

Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk

Professional....................................!! !!!

Voluptuous...................................Very Fat!!

Large frame.................................Hugely Fat!!!

Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want...

5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry!

6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead = You better not

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = Let's have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

SexyRedXterra · 07-18-2004, 01:31 AM

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, although no doesn't mean yes. It means no.

07-18-2004, 01:07 AM	#1
7mmag6 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 337 Images: 1	english DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish.............................................49 Adventurous.................Slept with everyone Athletic......................................No tits Average looking....................Ugly Beautiful...........................Pathological liar Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills Emotionally Secure......................On medication Feminist.......................................... Fat Free spirit....................................Junkie Friendship first..........................Former slut Fun..........................................Annoy ing New-Age..............Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned.............................No BJs Open-minded.................................Desperate Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk Professional....................................!! !!! Voluptuous...................................Very Fat!! Large frame.................................Hugely Fat!!! Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want... 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry! 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

07-18-2004, 01:31 AM	#2
SexyRedXterra Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: NJ Shore and Western PA Posts: 1,206	LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, although no doesn't mean yes. It means no. __________________ "God doesn't always do things on our schedule, but he's always right on time."